The Real Crime Against Society

ORLANDO, Fla. - Lou Pearlman, the man who created the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in federal prison for engineering a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings.

To me, the "engineering of a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings" is the forgivable crime.

But, in serendipitous fashion, justice is indirectly served.

Now, if only he can be shanked quickly while in the general population. After a hearty lunch of "700 punches in the face"

25 years is a gift considering the peccant audio sewage he was directly responsible for.

Being shot... burned... and pissed on (from a dizzy height) (and not necessarily in that order) is a much more fitting punishment for this weed...

For N Stync alone, he must be considered the Dennis Rader of musical appreciation.

I hope the guards take spiked jack-boots to him!