This is not to suggest anyone should watch this television twaddle, but if you do, this drinking game will ensure you get hopelessly smashed, puke, and get a hangover. All of which is a better fate than simply watching it.
Heidi recaps format
of the show = 1 drink
(This is any time she states the obvious rules of the show –
i.e. “One person will be asked to leave.”
Yeah, Heidi we figured that out after the 1st episode. This will get you
hammered even if you follow no other rules)
Gunn says the word, “Designers”
= all yell “Designers!” in lisp voice and take 1 drink.
(Anyone who doesn’t yell – takes 2 extra drinks)
Gunn says the word, “Fabulous”
= 1 drink
Any contestant says
the word, “Fabulous” = 1 drink
When they pause JUST before revealing a winner or loser = 1 drink
Whenever they cut to
break before revealing a winner or loser = 2 drinks
Contestant complains
they didn’t have enough time = 1 drink
Contestant gets catty
about another designer = 1 drink
Contestant explains how
they have to “remain true to themselves” = 1 drink
Contestant tells sob story
and cries = 1st person to yell “Wahhh” doesn’t drink - everyone who
didn’t, takes 2 drinks
Voted-Off contestant
basically says, “I learned a lot.” (or) “It was a great experience.” = 1 drink
Voted-Off contestant essentially
says, “I wish I could have shown my best stuff.” = 1 drink
Heidi says “I would
wear this = 1 drink
(Like we believe you or even give a shit, Heidi)
There are dozens of other repetitive elements to the show,
but listing anymore would be to risk alcohol poisoning for those who comply.
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