Nov 15, 2007

Check Please!

"While serendipity may be the art of finding pleasant things by chance, what health inspectors found at celebrated eatery Serendipity 3 was not very agreeable.
Officials closed the restaurant Wednesday night after it failed its second inspection in a month. An inspector spotted a live mouse and mouse droppings, fruit flies, house flies and more than 100 live cockroaches..." and those were just the patrons who ordered the veal.

Hmmm... time for a fun rant about how OVER-RATED the city of New York is! (To purposely piss-off insecure New Yorkers)

Is anyone REALLY surprized that a New York Restaurant has roaches and rodents? C'mon people! We're talking about a city that brags about the ruthlessness of its organized crime, the boldness of its muggers and the bloodiness of its history.

"Bla bla bla, New York, bla, World-Class City, bla bla, City that never sleeps, blabla..." Shut the hell up!

Sure! NYC is GREAT - if you're looking for a place to get your car stripped in broad daylight.

Let's face it, the place is a dump, but nobody has the guts to admit it. Least of all the idiots who go there to pay $25,000 for a fucking Sundae. You want roaches? Come to Texas. They're twice as big here, and much friendlier than a New Yorker, once you get to know them.

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