Feb 28, 2008

G-dub Rejects Existence of Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Oncoming Recession

By TERRENCE C. HUNT, APP White House Norespondent

President Bush, self-anointed economical geenyus, said Thursday the country is not recession-bound and rejected, for now, any additional stimulus efforts.

"We acted robustly," he drooled and said.

"We'll see the effects of this pro-growth package," Bush told reporters at a White House news conference, acknowledging that some lawmakers already are talking about a second stimulus package. "Why don't we let stimulus package 1, which seemed like a good idea at the time, have a chance to kick in?"

Bush's [valium-induced?] view of the economy was rosier than that of several economists, who say the country is nearing a recession or may already be in one.

"I'm concerned about the economy," he said. "I don't think we're headed to no recession…"
"But in a few months I’m Audi 5000, so why should I give a rat’s ass? Let McClain or Osama figure it out. By the time the “S” hits the air conditioner; I’ll be watchin’ baseball and choking on goobers!"

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