G-dub Rejects Existence of Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Oncoming Recession

By TERRENCE C. HUNT, APP White House Norespondent

President Bush, self-anointed economical geenyus, said Thursday the country is not recession-bound and rejected, for now, any additional stimulus efforts.

"We acted robustly," he drooled and said.

"We'll see the effects of this pro-growth package," Bush told reporters at a White House news conference, acknowledging that some lawmakers already are talking about a second stimulus package. "Why don't we let stimulus package 1, which seemed like a good idea at the time, have a chance to kick in?"

Bush's [valium-induced?] view of the economy was rosier than that of several economists, who say the country is nearing a recession or may already be in one.

"I'm concerned about the economy," he said. "I don't think we're headed to no recession…"

"But in a few months I’m Audi 5000, so why should I give a rat’s ass? Let McClain or Osama figure it out. By the time the “S” hits the air conditioner; I’ll be watchin’ baseball and choking on goobers!"

14 Months To Go

At the time of this post, there's only 433 days left before G-Dub steps down and relieves us of his drunken frat-boy rule. From a long list of miss-spoken gaffs to the hapless "massage" of a high ranking German politician, this fella's legacy transcends the convenient excuses of political bias. Even loyal Texas Republicans, who would rather be corn-holed with a rolled up turban than vote for anything even slightly to the left of center, have openly admitted to me that George (bless his heart) is a dork. A full-fledged, dough-head, but THEIR full-fledged dough-head, and be damned if they won't protect him like a special needs child.

It's laughable, and as I've said, (see very first post) (not that anyone is really reading this blog) I now find his bumbling quite entertaining. Time will be kinder to GWB, as it has been to every past President save Tricky Dick. Just ask Ulysses S, Grant. If you poll the average Joe, most will say he's the Pres/General who won the Civil War. You won't get too many pointing out that he was drunker than a homeless Irishman straight through the 1850's, and only won the war because he had no real concern for how many of his own soldiers had to die to win it.

No, history permits George Sr. and Ronnie to skate on the Iran/Contra Scandals like Paris Hilton on a DUI. And that's fine. Because frankly, all this shiite is just too big for me... and worthy only of a laugh at their expense.

But the next-time you gaze fondly at the rear-view mirror of history, try to remember that, like him or not, George W. Bush was not a remarkable person. Something a US president really SHOULD be.

So long, G-Dub - It's been a GAS.

George W. 2000 - 2008. As he gets ready to make his exit, I find it hard to be angry at him. He's just so frrreaking funny. Like a monkey who haplessly creates chaos in a kitchen full of fine crystal, his hijinx has left me shaking my head, but chuckling at the pie-fight confusion he, and his administration, have caused.
Sure, lots of people are dying because of his initiatives, but if this monkey's own handlers (GOP Faithful) aren't worried, why should I be? I have no kids. 40 years from now, If this world ends up shaking us off like fleas for trying to pull an Albert DeSalvo on it, why should I give a tinker's cuss? I'll be takin a dirt-nap anyway.

Hell, if the Repubs with kids can't smell the coffee and step up, why look to me? Order me up a giant SUV, baby - I'm drivin' to Vegas to get drunk with Dean Martin's ghost.